best simpsons lines...

[PistolPt]

Just trying to kill time and take our minds off it…
Marge: “pork chop night will now be chub night”
Homer: “chuuub?!” “Ooow, I don’t even know what that is.”

 

[SFA]

Can’t decide between:
Ralph: “Me fail english? That’s unpossible”.
and
Ralph: “Lisa, super nintendo Chalmers”.

 

[PistolPt]

Homer: “Kids, you tried hard and you failed miserably. The lesson is - never try.”

 

[cfakid]

Marge: Homer, why aren’t you at work? You’re late.
Homer: They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can’t risk that, so I’m not going.

 

[sg17463]

This family has held me back long enough, I’m going to clown college !

 

[GoldenStatePapi]

Homer: But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus… save me Jebus!

 

[shockermandan]

I’ll answer in video form:
In response to media coverage of Zimmerman/Martin Trial
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/54613/just_don_t_look/
In response to baseball steroid issue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riNIjE-J4NQ

 

[nycag04]

Homer, looking at a gym: “Gyme? What’s a gyme? OHHHH, a gyme!”

 

[shockermandan]

nycag04 wrote:
Homer, looking at a gym: “Gyme? What’s a gyme? OHHHH, a gyme!”

One of my favorites, too!

 

[carthurj]

homer: let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax

lisa: dad, thats the home owner tax

homer: hey, I pay it dont i?

 

[jjb]

do i know what rhetorical means?
AND
where’s the “ANY” key?!?!?

 

[PistolPt]

hands down - greatest start to an episode ever…. “Tramobopline, Tramboboleen!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5knx1Bt64

 

[AssBackwardation]

This one is appropriate:
HOMER
Oh. And how is ‘education’ supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
MARGE
That’s because you were drunk!

 

[nycag04]

homer in a mumu has to be one of the greatest episodes ever. that and the chili cook off are my favorites, by far.