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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older--then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
 
Patrick is a weird name for a girl.......

And that's actually the first time I have heard of a girl using an after shave after shave her legs......
 
TheAliMan Wrote:
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> I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st
> Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick
> Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking
> care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous
> exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a
> little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing
> stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I
> remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser
> lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel
> cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on
> the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an
> herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10
> minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I
> always use an after shave lotion with little or no
> alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and
> makes you look older--then moisturizer, then an
> anti-aging eye balm followed by a final
> moisturizing protective lotion.


uhm doesnt everybody?
 
You should put a serum before a moisturizer, and it's useful to use a mineral water spray.
By the way, there is a separate douche gel for the face, that you should use before the scrub. And don't use scrub every day, it can be damaging for the skin. The herb mask every day is fine, but once or twice a week apply a deep pore cleansing mask. Anti-aging eye balm sounds a bit too strong for a 27yo, use an anti-aging light cream instead, Chanel is fine.
 
Though you can hide your cold gaze and I can shake your hand and feel your flesh gripping mine and maybe I can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: you are simply not there.
 
When we arrived at Espace I was on the verge of tears since I was positive we wouldn�t get a decent table. But we did � and the relief washed over in awesome wave.

Don�t just stare at it. Eat it!

Evelyn! Great a$$. Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork!
 
I knew people knew Wall Street or Boiler Room by heart, but this....
 
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