Cheating

Bring the CFA books to the exam center and act as if it’s perfectly normal. The procters will admire your confidence.
 
^ I like that, act so normal that they think nothings wrong.
 
I wonder if he still walks like that after losing $750 million of his net worth in one day.
 
former trader wrote:
I wonder if he still walks like that after losing $750 million of his net worth in one day.
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Even if he lost $750m in one day, he’s probably worth more than everybody who ever posted on AF combined.
 
^ If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah’s net worth tomorrow morning, he’d commit suicide.
 
tjcfa wrote:
Anyone have any good ideas?
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Hit on women in bars. Notice “on”.
Oh you mean on the exam. Too much of a loser move for AFers to bother with.
 
^ MMBaid got caught and got away with it.
 
Doh, this is brilliant.
I passed engineering literally because of this. There are some insane products out there. So i bought this writing pad which you use to give support ot whatever sheet you are writing on so the sheet doesn’t tear.
With that writing pad came a pen which had a small ass button to illuminate the pad so that whatever you’ve witten on the pad is visible. Also micro xerox is great. I micro xerox’ed an entire chapter and hid it in sequencing order in my socks. The micro xerox has to fit in the palm of your hand though.
A lot depends on your seat position also, Best of luck.
 
you should get the entire z table tattooed on your right arm and the entire t table on your left arm.
if you do this you could pretty much stop studying now and just chill until the exam.
 
Do they frisk you or can I hide a note 3 in my pocket?
 
tattoo formulas on your body sounds good. do that.
and make sure you do the walk like the image above
 
So z/t tables aren’t given eh? I legitimately didn’t know that
 
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