I bet Modigliani and Miller

theres no taxes to buy tickets for school dances so it is irrelevant whether they had dates or not
 
Yeah, but I heard Pastor Stambaugh came down from the rectory because someone spiked the liquidity premium.
 
Black, Scholes and Merton carried Europeans because Americans did not meet their standards
 
Modigliani and Miller would have found dates had they not assumed there would be no transaction costs for an escort service
 
AS_MC wrote:
Modigliani and Miller would have found dates had they not assumed there would be no transaction costs for an escort service
best one yet
 
During the exam, Cobb Douglas was asked by a proctor to meet for a private exchange in the bathroom. She proceeded to show him her box spread and Cobb’s semi-strong form went to an upward slopping forward curve. After going long-short on his enhanced index for a short duration the momentum effect caused Cobb’s control bias to expire deep in the money. Needless to say, Cobb was embarrased by his human capital volatility but even worse, the proctor showed regret aversion as she could have been fully integrated with the L2 candidates
 
*clarkth4 (not clarkh4). And it’s Thomas - not Timothy, 1BigStudMuffin.
 
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