I can pass ALL CFA

[sapoorhindi]

Hello,I have passes FRM1,ACCA,Indian CA,I can memorize big texts a friens told me “sapoor you can pass CFA in one go”now do you thinks is it worth passing if its this easy ?

 

[mat tye]

Maybe, but you still live in India.

 

[dwheats]

sapoorhindi wrote:
Hello,I have passes FRM1,ACCA,Indian CA,I can memorize big texts a friens told me “sapoor you can pass CFA in one go”now do you thinks is it worth passing if its this easy ?

I should hire you

 

[dejavu]

So what if he lives in India? India has Investment Banks too… Although I admit that an MBA and CA would have sufficed.
@sapoor why are you giving exams for all finance related courses? Do you plan to continue your career in India or abroad?

 

[Flintheart Glomgold]

Is the TS willing to work in the US? Does he even lift?

 

[sapoorhindi]

@dejavu I plan on working in America.I want to have a good life with very good chicks

 

[dwheats]

sapoorhindi wrote:
@dejavu I plan on working in America.I want to have a good life with very good chicks

I can give you all the very good chicks, sir.

 

[sapoorhindi]

@dwheats sir please check your PM

 

[itera]

^ yes you should join us over here. Each CFA has easily 4 chicks at his call day and night, anytime. they all look like supermodels and will worship you like the sun god Ra. we drive around in our lamborghini’s going to rooftop parties and clubs in the evenings.

 

[sapoorhindi]

Itera sir ,I have indian CA,ACCA,FRM(1),MBA,CFA(Level 1 candidate),how can I get in touch with you ?

 

[dwheats]

sapoorhindi wrote:
@dwheats sir please check your PM

I checked my PM; however, I am concerned you are not taking advice seriously.
If you want me to consider you more seriously, you must enroll in CFAvsMBA mentor program and complete with top marks with a good recommendation.

 

[nigelnyc]

I guess this is how all foreigners think investment professionals live in the US….rude awakening forthcoming…

 

[itera]

most finance professionals are more like this:

 

[Jia Wang]

@OP, yes your majesty, you must can pass all CFAs of the world, including the (Chipmunks Fancier Association charter), you are obviously too good for finance and this world.
You can probably discover enlightment and become a god, then you will know all the stock prices a year from now.

 

[YoMo]

sapoorhindi wrote:
Hello,I have passes FRM1,ACCA,Indian CA,I can memorize big texts a friens told me “sapoor you can pass CFA in one go”now do you thinks is it worth passing if its this easy ?

Im interested in hiring people like you. Do you have a 12 inch ****?