I sat next to a smelly guy

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He didn’t shower, terrible BO. Not friendly. After AM session ended he abruptly rose from his chair and walked into my chair in leaving. Wafting BO during AM session.
I should get credit for L2 just having to deal with this neanderthal at the test. It’s bad enough with the normal stress of a year’s effort all on the line, but to also have to sit a foot away from a rude jackass?
CFAI should introduce a Code of Hygiene beginning in 2011.
 
Haha that sucks. I didn’t have that problem. There were 3 girls behind me and 2 girls on each side. The odds of having that many females around is quite low considering I could count 1:20 overall. Two of them were quite nice looking and one of them even had 4” heel pumps but I kept my focus anyhow. I hope this will bring luck in my final results :).
 
Yeh, I had some hotness proctors…was distracting in a good way..but damn dude…nicely done (showing up)
 
I sat near a portfolio manager of a very big mutual fund and he was accompanied by his elite set of research analysts….
Damn while they were discussing how the exam was…he said it was a piece of cake for him…he said the PM session was a bit (only a bit) tough and the AM was a cake walk….
I was taken aback with the ease with which he was saying this
 
About halfway through the afternoon session I had to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held it in.
Damn streetmeat food!
 
At lunch, in Toronto, I paid $7.50 for the smallest tuna sandwich ever. That’s got to be a 700% mark up!
 
CFACurse Wrote:
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> About halfway through the afternoon session I had
> to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held it
> in.
>
> Damn streetmeat food!
‘sorta’ held it in? Bro, you just converted a ripper to an SBD, now apologize to the people in the row behind you!
 
CFACurse Wrote:
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> About halfway through the afternoon session I had
> to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held it
> in.
>
> Damn streetmeat food!
hahaha did u take it in midtown NY?
they had a huge street fair going on
 
hahaha yea i was up at the Hilton.
Street fair didn’t really bother me as much as it surprised me. My reaction: A street fair in midtown??? wtf? lol
though I guess somewhat understandable since it’s somewhat close to central park…
 
CFACurse Wrote:
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> hahaha yea i was up at the Hilton.
>
> Street fair didn’t really bother me as much as it
> surprised me. My reaction: A street fair in
> midtown??? wtf? lol
>
>
> though I guess somewhat understandable since it’s
> somewhat close to central park…
They have that all over the city in the summer. They move around everyday.
At first I thought about trying that food but didn’t want to take any chances. That sh1t gives me gas
 
CFACurse Wrote:
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> About halfway through the afternoon session I had
> to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held it
> in.
>
> Damn streetmeat food!
I would’ve just let’er rip. With that many people, no one knows for sure it’s you.
Holding it in while taking the exam would be very umcomfortable. I want to focus on the exam not focus on holding a fart in.
 
cfagoal2 Wrote:
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> I would’ve just let’er rip. With that many people,
> no one knows for sure it’s you.
> Holding it in while taking the exam would be very
> umcomfortable. I want to focus on the exam not
> focus on holding a fart in.
hahaha.. I let some out between vignettes.
…that’s what i meant by “sorta”. lol
 
cfagoal2 Wrote:
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> CFACurse Wrote:
> ————————————————–
> —–
> > About halfway through the afternoon session I
> had
> > to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held
> it
> > in.
> >
> > Damn streetmeat food!
>
>
> I would’ve just let’er rip. With that many people,
> no one knows for sure it’s you.
> Holding it in while taking the exam would be very
> umcomfortable. I want to focus on the exam not
> focus on holding a fart in.
The rooms at the hilton were small. If you let one rip, everybody would’ve known it was you. I value my pride and self-image more than the exam
 
ZeroBonus Wrote:
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> cfagoal2 Wrote:
> ————————————————–
> —–
> > CFACurse Wrote:
> >
> ————————————————–
>
> > —–
> > > About halfway through the afternoon session I
> > had
> > > to fart so bad! To be courteous I sorta held
> > it
> > > in.
> > >
> > > Damn streetmeat food!
> >
> >
> > I would’ve just let’er rip. With that many
> people,
> > no one knows for sure it’s you.
> > Holding it in while taking the exam would be
> very
> > umcomfortable. I want to focus on the exam not
> > focus on holding a fart in.
>
> The rooms at the hilton were small. If you let one
> rip, everybody would’ve known it was you. I value
> my pride and self-image more than the exam
Pfftt - I would have eaten a loose meat sandwich and taco bell the night and morning before AND worn a shirt that read ‘I Farted’ for a guaranteed pass.
 
I wrote in Toronto and a girl showed up DECKED TO THE NINES as a fairy. No word of a lie- pink skirt, leotards, tank top, AND wings. Like the wings your 3 year old cousin wears at halloween.
If nothing else, it gave a me a good chuckle.
 
really? in level two? I wrote in toronto too, and I didn’t see that.. All I saw was truckloads of studious asians and indians, and nerdy skinny white doods
 
TDIGZ Wrote:
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> I wrote in Toronto and a girl showed up DECKED TO
> THE NINES as a fairy. No word of a lie- pink
> skirt, leotards, tank top, AND wings. Like the
> wings your 3 year old cousin wears at halloween.
>
> If nothing else, it gave a me a good chuckle.
say WHAT?
 
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