Proctor flirting with me was a distraction

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I was in NYC taking the exam and as if it wasn’t enough a loud street fair was occuring to distract (right outside my window), this one proctor was totally flirting with me. She wispered in my ear a few times to take off my cap, was smiling, touching my desk, etc. Granted she was cute but I did not need the added distraction.
 
haha….you should have asked her out after the PM session ;)
 
You should have asked her if she needed her Balance Sheet adjusted.
 
Tell her you are the mean variance efficient frontier and ask if she would be your tangent portfolio
 
Tell her your name is Brady the analyst, and you’ll make whatever f’in adjustment you like…
 
I will adjust her without her even knowing about it
 
You should have licked her discretionary flows for pay back
 
I bet if you’d have taken a charge to your CFI, you could consolidate your SPE under her GAAP
 
you were distracted by your lucky guardian angel?
Maybe she was giving you the Answer to the derivative “CAP” question
Touching your desk could be to tell you want Mr. Bradly was actually talking about.
 
I think she was offering to sell a swaption on you with that male proctor staring at you in the stall.
 
lol. he was definitely a receiver swaption.
She wwas interested in my heteroskedasticity
 
May be she was concerned about your nonstationarity and wanted to perform the Dickey Fuller test
 
you should have checked whether she had a unit root and if she could be cointegrated right after the PM
 
ah well it’s always the same when you want to use the build up method to value a merger target in an inflationary environment
 
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