That Really great "I quit" e-mail

DirtyZ

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The greatest parting email of all time. Can someone find some of Dan Loeb's classics???
 
"By this clearly stated policy, how is it possible that you selected your elderly
78-year old mom to serve on the Company's Board of Directors and as a full-time
employee providing employee and unitholder services?"

"While Mr. Dreimann hobnobs at such social events and is driven around in a
chauffeured limousine -- I can only assume he has a chauffeur paid for by the
Company; how else can one explain the $52,966 annual car allowance disclosed in
the Company's proxy statement?"

The Collected Works of Daniel Loeb, Part II
Here are two more classics of hedge fund manager Dan Loeb's (admittedly narrow) specialty, the hectoring letter to the CEO and/or board of directors:

Letter to Star Gas Partners

Letter to Salton Inc

http://paul.kedrosky.com/archives/2005/04/14/the_collected_w_1.html

Funny stuff......
 
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