the ORIGINAL exam day horror story = the "sink story"

[flagella]

I hope this is true LOL

 

[busprof]

This was one of the first posts I ever read on AF. I knew I’d found a home.

 

[gringo_bob]

equity_analyst wrote:Yeah, but where is the Terminator shower post, that sh*t was legend.

What?

 

[Ramos4rm]

gringo_bob wrote:

equity_analyst wrote:Yeah, but where is the Terminator shower post, that sh*t was legend.

What?

He means this.
“I have a morning ritual that I go through before every big exam. I call it “The Terminator”. First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed to the exam as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. ”
Author: ccooper55
Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm

 

[gringo_bob]

Ramos4rm wrote:

gringo_bob wrote:

equity_analyst wrote:Yeah, but where is the Terminator shower post, that sh*t was legend.

What?

He means this.
“I have a morning ritual that I go through before every big exam. I call it “The Terminator”. First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed to the exam as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. ”
Author: ccooper55
Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm

Haha, that’s brilliant!
definitely something Barney Stinson would do if he was doing the CFA

 

[darthplow]

Awesome

 

[CFA_shareholder]

im dying of laughter - thank you guys haha

 

[Emy_24]

This is officially the funniest shit I have read all year!! am literally in tears! and everyone in the office around me thinks i am goin insane!!!

 

[klumzyfule66]

I’ve laughed at this every year since L1 at exam time since it always gets resurrected. I can’t imagine it’s true, but it cracks me right up.
I’m surprised noone has resurrected the legend of qqqbee yet
EDIT: I found it! So I’ll be that guy - http://www.analystforum.com/forums/cfa-forums/cfa-level-ii-forum/91293703

 

[former trader]

qqqbee was overrated. Never understood the hype.

 

[Greenman72]

Bump. Just because it’s awesome, even if it isn’t true.