there should be a dating site for candidates...

Uh I’m thinking it’s gonig to be a meat market. The stats are way skewed on this dating pool.
Might want to merge with say the S/PHR designation or something.
 
Maybe you can get Stalla and Schwesser to advertise for you.
 
Male commodity trader and expert on crack spreads seeks female willing to take physical delivery.
 
joemontana Wrote:
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> Male commodity trader and expert on crack spreads
> seeks female willing to take physical delivery.
Haha great dating headliner.
How about: “Male auditor seeking assets to probe. Premature payoffs no longer an issue.”
 
Female strips trader seeking long only manager for no questions asked overlay
 
Slash Wrote:
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> How about: “Male auditor seeking assets to probe.
> Premature payoffs no longer an issue.”
nice
 
Male - seeks arbitrage opportunity through his distressed bond as well as liquidation of assets. (primarily seeks asset backed securities)
female- seeks long only buying opportunity through value investment (primarily seeks mortgage backed)
 
CPierce Wrote:
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> Female strips trader seeking long only manager for
> no questions asked overlay
I like this one! Where can one find this strips trader? I know a private equity professional with access to significant leverage and is willing to share.
 
CPierce Wrote:
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> Female strips trader seeking long only manager for
> no questions asked overlay
I like this one! Where can one find this strips trader? I know a private equity professional with access to significant leverage and is willing to share.
 
is this natural or enhanced leverage? my client only wants natural leverage.
 
ASSet_MANagement Wrote:
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> ^
> I wear overly revealing shorts.
>
> Shorts below the knee are stupid IMHO.
They’re good enough for Charlie Sheen, one of the biggest players walking Hollywood.
 
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