This can't touch the emergency colon blowout posted above, but nevertheless I found it peculiar: Waiting on line to get into the L1 test in 2003 in NJ, the Asian guy in front of me is holding his clear plastic bag full of stuff. I brought no food, knowing that there was a mall nearby that was convenient for lunch. This guy had, among other things, 3 bananas, 5 bottles of water, medication, a stuffed animal, a quarter of an onion, bread, and the part that I found hilarious: two (approx.) 12" lengths of at least 3 inch diameter Polish Kielbasa, oozing with juices that were staining the rest of the contents of his case.
Now I love home cookin' as much as the next guy, but...